Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Schmidt?

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.

Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss

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Schmidt - what is it?

An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.

Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.

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What does "Schmidt" mean?

An euphemism for "sh*t"

"My dog smells like Schmidt!"

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Schmidt - what does it mean?

An award for one who polishes boots to perfection.

After nearly 5 years, Shooter's Supervisor decided it was time for him to receive the Schmidt.

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Schmidt - meaning

A person who is anti-social, just likes to be indoors all day, and ignore his/her friends to play video games.

Stop being a Schmidt and come hangout with your friends.

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Schmidt - definition

A person who goes out of their way to view exceedingly gross and disturbing online content.

He's such a Schmidt. He just send me a link to Tub Girl!

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Schmidt - slang

Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet

Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.

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Schmidt

a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.

My boyfriend is such a Schmidt! He brought me flowers for no reason.

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Schmidt

Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ

That's so Schmidt.

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Schmidt

Someone who should never be underestimated.

"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"

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