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What is SCHMID?

Snacks/Food

Pass the schmid

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SCHMID - what is it?

In another pathetic and feeble attempt to get attention, Coco would go on and on about how "busy" and "stressed" she is. First, the bitch does not work. Second, the mongoloid slept well into the afternoon. Third, the wife of Bob (see "stinky finger") would be the first person to cry for help and the last person to provide it.

When Coco cries for help, you better be there or she will have a mongo spaz fit. When Coco is asked for help, god forbid it be during nap time. She used me to basically raise her youngest. I HATE YOU, YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!

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What does "SCHMID" mean?

to rape a dog in the ass and then puke n it after drinking 1/4 of a shot of vodka,you pussy

Spencer just s-schmidded that dog!

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SCHMID - what does it mean?

The act of licking someones testicles are shaft in order to gain their approval.

Spencer s-schmided his daddy's hiary lube infested testicles to get some of his "coolness".

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SCHMID - meaning

Is a DJ who will one day save the world through music. To know him is to love him.

Did you hear that last set by DJ Schmid-E? I think I will go kiss a kitten and paint a masterpiece now...

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SCHMID - definition

A Feminine Male, Who Walks As If Superior To Other Males, However A Reece Schmid Is Never Superior

Your So Reece Schmid

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SCHMID - slang

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)

The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.

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SCHMID

Marijuana advertised as mids, when in reality it is schwag.

Man, I smoked some schmids the other day, and I wasn't even buzzed.

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SCHMID

to vomit and shit simultaneously after the consumption of too much shitty vodka. commonly one will experience the feeling of impending death and after they have expelled everything in they're body will black out for endless hours, and may actually be dead.

"I just schmided away summer 09, fml."

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SCHMID

someone who loves to mow lawns and usually has in a chaw. they often try to be redneck and also have a menstration cycle. often seen without a shirt and always has to have a girlfriend to feed emotions to

gah that person is a schmid, showing up to tom and barrys without a shirt and a dip in while texting his girlfriend

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