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What is SCHMITZ?
Instead of using the derogatory or profane word "shit" to express your dissatisfaction.
Schmitz, I forgot to study for my Chemistry exam.
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SCHMITZ - what is it?
Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.
That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.
While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".
The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.
Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.
Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"
*No reaction*
Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"
--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
What does "SCHMITZ" mean?
Look at that crusty bitch is it Erica schmitz
SCHMITZ - what does it mean?
Crusty lil rat who walks around and annoys you with every breath she takes.
Look at that crusty lil rat, is that Erica Schmitz.
SCHMITZ - meaning
Someone who puts their grasses on.
Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.
SCHMITZ - definition
a person who is so god damn fucking good looking
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SCHMITZ - slang
One who will break your shins with a single glance.
One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.
Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.
MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.
SCHMITZ
The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.
I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.
SCHMITZ
The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.
We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.
SCHMITZ
A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.
You look as stoned as Schmitz!