Definder - what does the word mean?

What is flowers?

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.

“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.

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Flowers - what is it?

Flowers are visually stunning, sticky and wonderfully smelling cannabis buds.

John was dry until he was able to find some quality flowers through his local medical dispensary.

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What does "flowers" mean?

What is flower? We all know that flower is beautiful, but sadly, not for all. It is also a symbol of domestic abuse. This is because after husbands beat their wives, they give their wives a flower to cover their faults. Still, it is not enough to cover their faults because domestic abuse is DEFINITELY A CRIME.

I got a flower today. My husband gave me. Not because of wedding anniversary or whatever. It's because he abused me yesterday.

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Flowers - what does it mean?

Cannabis, Marijuana

"We smoked a lot of flower last night, and got completely stoned"

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Flowers - meaning

A pretty thing that grows in the garden.

I saw a flower and it was very nice.

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Flowers - definition

yummy smelling delicious sprouting shit that grow from the ground that attract honey*F*sucking bees.

don't be tricked by their mind reading cuteness, first you sniff them.. then next thing ya know your like fwammmm! ahhk- shit, a bee just shot up my fucking nose.
that's right, hate flowers..STOMP on that shit!

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Flowers - slang

younger women met while traveling. usually whores.

Remember finger-banging those flowers in Broatia?

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Flowers

A female euphemism for getting fingered; so girls can discuss such things in public without attracting attention to themselves.

"I hooked up with Sam last night!"
"What happened?"
"We got talking, kissing - and he gave me flowers,"

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Flowers

flowers (always in plural)

something that's a total mismatch in your current environment

boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.

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Flowers

something that grows outside and usually dies in winter. you give them to girls to make them like you, or the other way around.

yo girl heres some flowers

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