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What is Jardine?

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).

Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that

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Jardine - what is it?

Taylor "Tay" Jardine, is one of the lead singers for the pop-punk band We Are The In Crowd. WATIC were signed to the label "Hopeless Records" in 2009. She was born March 7th 1991 in Liberty and attended Liberty High School as a teen. She has short(ish) brown hair, brown eyes and a nose ring. Her dress style usually consists of skinny jeans and band or Glamour Kills shirts. Her favorite animals are Pandas and Elephants. She is idolized by many people, and is overall a polite and loveable girl.

Person 1: Who are WATIC's singers?
Person 2: Taylor Jardine and Jordan Eckes.

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What does "Jardine" mean?

A MMA fighter for the UFC, made famous after being cast as a heavyweight under coach Rich Franklin on the second season of the Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV. Although he didn't win, Jardine still got a career in the UFC, where he dropped down to the light heavyweight division. He has fought the likes of Houston Alexander, along with his fellow Ultimate Fighter alumni Stephan Bonner and Forrest Griffin. His major victory came in September 22, 2007 when he won split decision against the "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.

Keith Jardine's current MMA record is 13 Wins - 3 Losses - 1 Draws.

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Jardine - what does it mean?

The amazing, beautiful, adorable, hilarious female singer in the pop-punk band We Are The In Crowd. She was born March 7 1991, is from Poughkeepsie New York, and likes turtles. :)

person 1: who is the most perfect person in the entire world in your opinion?
person 2: tay jardine, obv.

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Jardine - meaning

Jardin is sassy , strong , and can break your heart when you hurt her. She can make you fall inlove with her but when you hurt her she will break your face . Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is made if gold. And she will hurt anyone that hurts her best friends.

Girl1 : he left me ( crying )

Girl2 : wait lets call jardin , she'll sort him out.

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Jardine - definition

someone who is very shit with relationships but is one of the coolest and nice people you will ever meet and he is also very strong and good at most things that he does, so if you have a Jardine in your life then you should keep him no matter what.

girl 1: wow Jardine is so bad at having a relationship.
girl 2: yeah but his an amazing friend.

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Jardine - slang

Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."

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Jardine

When fighting a relative new comer you get visicously knocked out ending with your mouthpiece rolling away like a busted tire

Dude that kid just Jardined that guy

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Jardine

Dat bitch be ginger.

Have you seen Jardine today?
What dat ginger bitch?

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Jardine

An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.

Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.

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