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What is moose tracks?Moose tracking can mean one of two things 1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking. moose tracks - videoMoose tracks - what is it?The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough. Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike. What does "moose tracks" mean?Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter :Did you hear what Jesse did? Moose tracks - what does it mean?A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year. Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them... Moose tracks - meaningThis is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum. "man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!" Moose tracks - definitionWhen a man's clothing is so tight that his testicles are clearly defined in his clothing. Thus, it causes what looks like moose tracks. Man, look at him! his jeans are so tight that he's got moose tracks! Moose tracks - slangBest chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world. Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks Moose tracksWhen you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess. I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess. Moose tracksWhen a man takes his ball sack, squeezes it so there is a part between the balls that looks like a moose foot. He then rubs his balls down his partner's ass crack, then presses it against his partner's back several times. Resembling moose tracks ice cream. Dood...i made moose tracks on your mother's face last night. Moose tracks( not to be confused with "moosing" written by will bowen november '04) its a sex move i thought of while looking at the moose track flavored ice cream. Its when a man is performing anal sex, causing the peanut butter cup(which is to defecate on the penis) then covers his balls in the feces, then presses his balls up and down the body resembling hooves. he gave that ho some moose tracks. |
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