Definder - what does the word mean?

What is wife?

Taker of money and souls...

Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...

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Wife - what is it?

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

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What does "wife" mean?

A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.

"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.

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Wife - what does it mean?

baby, source of happiness

baby, you make me happy. you're my wife.

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Wife - meaning

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

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Wife - definition

A woman that a man is married to.

Don't pork her; She's my wife!

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Wife - slang

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

Winnie was Adolph's wife.

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Wife

The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)

I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.

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Wife

extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend

"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."

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Wife

1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.

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