Definder - what does the word mean?

What is your wife?

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

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your wife - video


Your wife - what is it?

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

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What does "your wife" mean?

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

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Your wife - what does it mean?

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

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Your wife - meaning

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

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Your wife - definition

One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative)

Husband: What are you doing with my lovely wife who I have great sex with and box on the occasion.

Relative: Your Wife, My Bopper!

Husband: FUUUUCK

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Your wife - slang

Originally created by a user on WATTPAD named @RyujinIsAMood, re kink your wife happens whenever your wifi Is out and autocorrect lags and instead of saying "re connect your wifi" it changes to "re kink your wife".

Guy 1 - "Damn bro my wifi is out"
Guy 2 - "you should re kink your wife"

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Your wife

To physically assault and abuse your wife on a regular basis as a result of your addiction to steriods that causes you to have small nuts; It is preferred if you break other things in the process

He Latshawed his wife right through the front door and then beat her more for breaking the door on her way out.

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Your wife

to have sex with your wife

"Tell me truly, how often do you pamper your wife?"
"About once every two weeks or so."
"That often? After thirty years? Wow."

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Your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.

I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.

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