Definder - what does the word mean?

What is video?

Literally the stupidest thing to grace the Internet. Some attention starved asshole gets the bright idea to record his/her ugly face watching a YouTube vid or, god forbid, a 20-40 minute episode of something and expects us to sit there and watch them make facial expressions or some shit. It's literally watching a video of someone watching a video! Their face takes up 80% of the screen and the thing they're watching is usually miniature and in the corner. It's a pathetic fad that needs to die very very quickly. Newsflash people: NO ONE CARES WHAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU MAKE OR WHAT STUPID SOUNDS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU WATCH SOMETHING!

Guy 1: Hey bro, have you seen this live reaction video of the new RWBY episode?
Guy 2: Uh, no, I'd rather watch the actual episode, not some guy's ugly face.

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Video - what is it?

A boy who is addicted to playing video games with his buddies while secretly wishing he could go down on them. He is extremely awkward around women because his face is covered with acne. He also likes to expose himself to grandmas. It's a mommy thing.

Girls his age try to avoid talking to him because his breath smells like he just ate his dog's turds. His moto is...when you can't be with the one you love, love your own dick. Besides playing video games he likes to hang out in bathrooms and listen to people take a poop. Do not confuse him with a video nerd, a boy who beats off while playing fortnite.

Wow, that video turd tried to brag about being the next to last standing in fortnite but I had to turn away because his pimples made me gag and he smells like my cat's litter box.

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What does "video" mean?

When you fart in your office/cubicle, and ask a co-worker to come look at a cat video on your screen.

*fart* Hey Tom...come check out this cat video! It's hilarious!

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Video - what does it mean?

What every single woman in the world is watching right now.

I want to get sexy with my GF but she's more interested in watching those damn cat videos.

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Video

A word similar to filmed, shot,or recorded.

Green Day videoed Basket Case in black and white and then added color.

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Video

the word you say when you actually mean recording, and you just have to say it because your teeth can't stop it!!!

Omg Frances!! Are you videoing me in my speedo on the north pole with a thong on my head???

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Video

Pronounced Vid e o, Is a series of images showed typically on a streaming service "Youtube" Each image is known as a "Frame" That is recorded from a type of phone or camera. The most common frames are 60. Aka 60 FPS (Frames per second) And incase you are wondering the first ever video, or also known as film previously. was made in the 1890's. Whitch was recording a train.

Guy 1:Yo dude, Did you see that new video?
Guy 2: With the dancing cat?
Guy 1:Yeah
Guy 2: That was such a funny video!

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Video

Multiple meanings: Video Cassette or Video Recorder or Video Player or to make a home movie or to record a TV Programme or Screened Animated Images.

In order to view a video, a video must be placed in the video.

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Video

Something porn can be watched on

I watch a porn video every time I wanna jack-off

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Video

it killed the radio star

shakira has nice titties. i like to watch her video clips on mute while i jam on my guitar

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