What is front door?

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

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Front door - what is it?

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.

Helen is fit as front door.

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What does "front door" mean?

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

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Front door - what does it mean?

The person who lives across the street from your house.

Alex: Who's that?
Luiza:That's my front door neighbor!

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Front door - meaning

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.

Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.

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Front door - definition

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

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Front door - slang

First hit from a joint, blunt, pipe, or bong. It is most often given to the person who rolled or loaded the weed, but in some circles this person must call front door.

Stoner 1: You want back door on the next joint?

Stoner 2: No, give me the weed and I'll roll it. I want front door.

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Front door

in front of you or to the front

you got a bear about two miles on your front door

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Front door

noun- the pussy
!not as liked or fun as the "back door"

i decided to go in thrugh the front door instead of the back door

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Front door

I dont want him near my front door

Front Door, means I dont want him near my vagina

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