Definder - what does the word mean?

What is moosing?

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

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Moosing - what is it?

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

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What does "moosing" mean?

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

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Moosing - what does it mean?

A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki

What is the plural for moose?

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!

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Moosing - meaning

Jared Padalecki

Me: OMG, A MOOSE!
Jared: what?

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Moosing - definition

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

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Moosing - slang

To mess about or play about

Kaytee was moosing about.

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Moosing

a sexual act involving entry doggy style,at the point of peaking,simply place hands upon each ass cheek ,then insert both thumbs up the dirt track and.... STRETCH

"my boyfriend asked me if i was game for some moosing,i said yeah, not knowing what it was and ended up in A&E with a torn sphincter...bastard could have cut his nails!"

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Moosing

moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.

Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!

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Moosing

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his head, palms open and pointing forwards, with the thumbs pressed just above the ears, representing antlers. Moose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional.

With all the noise and shaking, Felicity thought that Roger was having a heart attack. It was only after cleaning up that he revealed that he had been indulging in a spot of moosing. She resolved to position herself in front of a mirror next time he tried to slip her one from behind.

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