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What is moose juice?

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..

Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro

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Moose juice - what is it?

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

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What does "moose juice" mean?

a certain type of weed that is blue and runny when strained(or filtered). found in canada deep in the canadian forests very rare in value.

i went to canada this summer i found some saweeeet Blue Spruce Moose Juice

realziez

yup

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Moose juice - what does it mean?

another word for cum.

Oh you know you love moose juice J.D.

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Moose juice - meaning

A mixture of all the left-over juices in the fridge.

There was a little orange juice & cranberry & apple juice left in the fridge so he mixed them up and served them to the kids and called it 'Moose Juice'

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Moose juice - definition

Another name for alcoholic beverages, especially around children.

Your mommy drank too much moose juice last night, so she doesn’t feel good today.

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Moose juice - slang

the urge to cause drama just because you can.

I was all hopped up on moose juice didnt know what I was doing at the time.... they were drinkin hateraide so i downd a bit of moosejuice to getter goin

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Moose juice

A Beverage originating in Anchorage, AL consisting of 2/3 moose brand ale and 1/3 rubbing alcohol

Ice fishing was alot better last night with the moose juice

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Moose juice

another way of saying coffee, used in kansas

hey marty, hook me up with some moose juice eh?

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Moose juice

tasty beverage made of vodka, koolaid, and beer. soo good.

pass me some of that moose juice!

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