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What is OMG?

Mostly used by young, immature teenage girls. Makes you look like a blonde idiot.

Acronym for:

1. Oh My God
Oh My Gosh
2. Oh My Goodness
3. Oh My Goth
4. Oh My Gayness
5. Oh My Genitals

1. OMG! Dan Radcliffe is like, so effin hott!!
2. OMG, I left the kitchen on fire!
3. OMG. That skirt is very gothtastic. Bring in Halloween, 'cause we're going to throw a gothtastic party. OMG!
4. Ooh, OMG! <3333 Buttsecks! ^-^
5. Faster, you're making me cum! OMG!

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OMG - meme gif

OMG meme gif

OMG - video

OMG - what is it?

if you retards do not accept this i will smash my keyboard

OMG (please add it though)

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What does "OMG" mean?

Oh My God
also see OMFG

OMG I just got laid!

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OMG - what does it mean?

It's supposed to mean "Oh my god", however it fails in several ways...

1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.

Teenager: OMG!! lol i g0tz spikey toilet paper!1!11!

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OMG - meaning

A word you say when someone tie you to a pole and butt rape you hard.

"OMG This feels so good."

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OMG - definition

Stands for Old Man Game, a realization that sweeps over men as they age in their 30's that they are no longer the young guns they once were. Indicated by taking an interest in things once thought uninteresting including PBS, current world affairs, walking laps at the mall in Velcro shoes, telling younger neighbors about the pitfalls of irresponsibility, identifying music from younger years as the greatest ever, being called weird by your children if you have some, being in bed before 9pm on a work night, not knowing who most of the musical guest are on award shows, and a general un-kewlness that is not easily covered by the word kewl. Used in everyday conversation as #OMG as a way to replace the standard understood meaning OMG because that's what being old is about. Using a hashtag to retain slight kewlness with the kids.

Hey friend, want to get together later and play some backgammon? #OMG

My kids asked if I'd sit on the other side of the playground cause my outfit was weird. ##OMG

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OMG - slang

Used by retarded teenagers.
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS

Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God

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An acronym of the Phrase Oh my God, originated from online chat, and is commonly used in online games and web chat.

Chat: OMG she is so hot!

Gaming: Liek OMG i pwned you!

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Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG): a genetic birth defect that grows the penis abnormally large or to absurdly large proportions.

Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth.

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Net-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Oh my God!" (generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust). Most commonly used by teenage girls who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans seem to be getting dumber from generation to generation. See also u, like.

Teenage idiot: "like OMG did u c dat totaly cutte gy? he wuz like, so cutte"

Silent then proceeds to sock her in the face.

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