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What is MMA?
Incontrovertible evidence of the dumbing down of America. This "Sport" represents the worst, most base aspects of humanity. Two bald, tattoo laden, muscle bound sub-humans enter a ring (or octagon, which, ironically enough, most MMA fans are incapable of defining), and commence what any level headed on-looker would believe is a strange combination of gay sex and struggling over the world's last twinkie.
The fans of this sport have about as much civility as a rabid dog with a missing leg, compliments of a wood chipper. If anyone dares to question its legitimacy, be prepared for lots of "what bitch!" or "get in the ring fucker!" or "I beg your pardon sir, but I have no other method by which to compensate for the fact that my 3rd grade teacher molested me. I hear by challenge you to an MMA duel."
You need only look at definition #7 for a prime example of this.
Towards the end of the Roman Empire, the Roman Senate instituted a policy they called "Bread and Circuses". They knew their government was falling apart, so they decided to keep people fat, dumb, and happy by making entertainment available to the masses. MMA defines this. It is the escape of every unskilled, uneducated slob to live vicariously through each fighter, living out every violent fantasy they've ever had stored away.
All in all, it's a bunch of testosterone laden douchebaggery, throw in some self-masturbatory chest beating, and you have right there, ladies and gentlemen, mixed martial arts.
Watching MMA will turn you into a verified de-de-de.
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MMA - what is it?
Probably the most overated sport ever. Consists of two tattooed and brainless men/women fighting in an octagon/ring/mat with no regard for human life. Humans weren't made to kick eachother's ass.
MMA FAN: Hey want to watch some UFC?
Me: Nah, I'd rather watch fake wrestling. I don't know what's so great about UFC. If I want to see a fight, I can just go to the flagpole after school.
What does "MMA" mean?
Mixed Martial Arts. A sport in which competitors spar on a soft mat using safe techniques from various modified combat systems. The most well known MMA promotion is The UFC, which was originally formed in the early 90's by Rorion Gracie to bring in business for his Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu dojo. Although it was originally marketed as a "No holds barred" tournament with no weight classes & limited rules, The UFC eventually sold out and repackaged itself as a polished safe sport in which high school jocks could compete for shiny belts. Techniques consist of elevated TRT levels, cauliflower ears & dementia pugilistica.
Joe: Man did you see the MMA on the weekend? How about that Omoplata that Diaz used?.
Jim: Yeah it was nice, good thing there was no one there to kick him in the head when he pulled guard.
MMA - what does it mean?
In mathematics 1+1=2, though visually 1+1=11, that is a simple MMA example.
MMA - meaning
Acronym for Mixed Martial Arts. For Example, learning Muay Thai and Jiu-Jitsu (brazilian or not) is a good combination. Muay Thai is good for fighting on your feet, while in Jiu-Jitsu it is perferable to fight on the floor. You can combine as many as you like and adapt them to your personal fighting style.
He prefers to study many martial arts so he can compete in MMA tournament.
MMA - definition
Let's watch the fight. There is going to be some serious MMA!
MMA - slang
Mixed Martial Arts. A sporting event in which all martial arts styles are welcome to compete.
The Ultimate Fighting Championship is America's premier MMA event.
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My friend Dave is taking MMA so he can kick the fuck out of the fucker who owns urban dictionary.
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Mixed martial arts. A hybrid of full contact striking and grappling styles (muay thai, wrestling, jiu-jitsu, etc...)
In North America, the most popular promoter of this sport is the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship). In Japan, it is called Pride FC.
I was channel surfing and I came across some MMA. I love to watch a fight.
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You heard of MMA? Mexican Martial Arts? Time to kick some culo