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What is mathematics?
An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.
But...
It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.
So take care people...
Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.
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Mathematics - what is it?
Of or pertaining to the nature of mathematics.
This can also be used as a figure of speech to describe something that would be considered good or exciting.
To understand many branches of science, one must be well versed in mathematical knowledge.
Dog: Hey, lets go do something fun!
Boy: Mathematical!
What does "mathematics" mean?
the most disgusting, useless, absolutely horrific subject ever made. i would rather lick a cows freshly shitty ass then do this.
person 1: dude we have math period now!
person 2: *leaves
person 1: dude where you going?
person 2: to lick a cows ass then do mathematics
Mathematics - what does it mean?
often cold and misunderstood science of numbers applicable to the world; see math
The professor taught math to his students to help them engineer better computers.
Mathematics - meaning
An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.
Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.
She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?
He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.
Mathematics - definition
another gangster way to say phone number
"Hey baby. Whas yo mathematics?"
"My what?"
"Your mathematics."
"Oh my number. No."
Mathematics - slang
Bullshit, nonsense, anything that doesn't make sense.
Get the hell outta my face with that mathematics
Mathematics
study of ones self. Everything in the world is like numbers, connected and explainable. everything is mathematics
-mos def - mathematics
Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret:
the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics - Mos Def - Mathematics
Mathematics
the science that deals with the study of numbers in relation to operative functioning calculation signs.
i love mathematics so much i can study it all day long!!!
Mathematics
n.
1) A mind-altering form of logic and proof, practiced and developed largely by nerds and geeks, having its origins in prehistory. That study of logic in which simple ideas such as number, line, point or symmetry are used and combined to describe the properties of number, point, line, plane and symmetry.
Subjects within a modern mathematics degree might include selected topics from;
Number Theory: the analysis of why not all numbers are like the number 1.
Calculus: Differential calculus is the study of how to find the slope of a single point while integral calculus is the study of how to add up infinite quantities of numbers and obtain a single finite number as a result.
Topology: The study of how coffee cups are actually quite similar to doughnuts.
Mathematics as a form of mental kung fu is used extensively in all the sciences and in business and trade, it is at the heart of all technical progress. The average person uses mathematics, for example, to locate bargains in shopping malls by simply looking at a few numerals on a price tag.
Hey Cuthberton, did I tell you that I used some kickass zen master mathematics to calculate which mathgirl I would ask out to the science fair?