Definder - what does the word mean?

What is number?

Something that you don't give out to strange people who keep asking for it in movie theaters.

Guy: Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Yeah, what's up?
Guy: Yeah I just wanna let you know... THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDIKILOUS!
Girl: UH... thanks?
Guy: Yeah you are welcome. So listen. Can I have yo number?
Girl: Uh, no. I just don't give it out... in theaters.
Guy: Oh okay I see how it is...
SO WHERE YO BOYFRIEND?!
Where yo boyfriend at?
Girl: Who?
Guy: Yo boyfriend. Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? He gettin' you Mike&Ikes? Oh you like Mike&Ikes. Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where yo boyfriend?
Girl: I don't have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh you don't? Oh okay. So listen can I have your number?

-Credit:
MadTV; Can I Have Your Number?

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Number - what is it?

Added to the end of a word to suggest that the word is done without much thought and doesn't/didn't require much actual skill or effort. Derived from the Paint-By-Numbers that we all enjoyed during our childhood.

Troilus: Wow, Eggers is sure using some sweet moves on that chick Rebomblette!
Fusto: Nah, she'll see right through him - it's just nice-guy-by-numbers.

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What does "number" mean?

A Sequence of numbers which is a coded message sent by Russians to Alex Mason. There are other number sequences sent to Russian spies, and Jason Hudson interrogates Alex Mason to find out what his number sequence translated to.

Alex Mason: "HEY! Who are you people? What do you want from me?"
INTERROGATOR (Hudson): "We want the numbers, mason. That's all we've ever wanted."

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Number - what does it mean?

A count of individuals that is not difinitively defined.

the number of people dying is increasing.

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Number - meaning

The act of taking cocaine and rubbing it on one's gums for the analgesic effect.

After I blew the line, I cleaned the plate and took a number.

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Number - definition

The number of people one has had sex with.

Bill just broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to hook up with me, but I said no because I'm trying to keep my number down.

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Number - slang

1. slang term for a woman

She's a saucy little number isn't she?

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Number

Short form for "phone number."

Joe: So what happened with you and that girl at the bar?
Sammy: I got her number!
Joe: Sweet, you'll be banging her in no time!

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Number

A term for a joint.

Light that number, geez, I'm dyin for a toke.

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Number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).

Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.

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