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What is octagon?

The greatest rolls ever!

Dude, I took two octagons last night, and i was rolling hard as fuck!

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Octagon - what is it?

A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

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What does "octagon" mean?

Octagon is an Amazing Shape that has 8 Fantastic Sides, and 8 Awesome Angles, here, let me show you! 🛑

Kids: What's an octagon?
Jack Black: Octagon is an Amazing Shape that has 8 Fantastic Sides, and 8 Awesome Angles! 🛑

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Octagon - what does it mean?

What you say when somebody is coming too close or annoying you and you want them to go away. It is the shape of a stop sign and it tells people to stop. Formed by putting arms above head and joining hands.

verb form: to perform this action on somebody

sleazy old man at club: hey baby, how you doing?
girl (with arms raised above head): STOP! I'm an octagon!
sleazy old man at club: what the hell?
girl: didn't you ever take driver's ed? you STOP at the octagons!

Verb: "I octagoned the asshole across the hall who was trying to get into my pants"

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Octagon - meaning

What you say when somebody is coming too close or annoying you and you want them to go away. It is the shape of a stop sign and it tells people to stop. Formed by putting arms above head and joining hands.

verb form: to perform this action on somebody

sleazy old man at club: hey baby, how you doing?
girl (with arms raised above head): STOP! I'm an octagon!
sleazy old man at club: what the hell?
girl: didn't you ever take driver's ed? you STOP at the octagons!

Verb: "I octagoned the asshole across the hall who was trying to get into my pants"

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Octagon - definition

a square person who is trying to become well-rounded.

That nerd is trying to be cool. He's no longer square. He's an octagon.

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Octagon - slang

A term of measurement equal to 8 meters

Look at that dog it's 12 octagons away!

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Octagon

A shape used to cause scilence in Dr. Jagers classroom at Greenhills School.

"Respect the octagon!"

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Octagon

The ring that fighters in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) go to do battle.

Once fighters enter the octagon, there is no getting out. Unless, you jump over the fence like a little bitch.

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Octagon

When a young lass positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are "sporting wood". In either a firing squad or simultaneous order, the lass will receive copious amounts of "baby batter".
After the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the title of "OCTAGON GIRL".

Member of 8 man rowing team: "I shot the first salvo in Lurleen's octagon".

Concerned boyfriend: "I'm going away for the weekend; I hope that Sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon."

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