Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Critch?

-to both "crap" (but not literally defacate) and bitch at the the same time
-to whine or complain justly to your friends about a crappy or otherwise disaggreeable situation in life.

I critched about my parents being gay and grounding me after I knocked the legs off my couch to my friends.

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Critch - meme gif

Critch meme gif

Critch - video


Critch - what is it?

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

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What does "Critch" mean?

Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

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Critch - what does it mean?

Crazy Bitch

Oh My God, Leah is such a Critch!
Lindsey was acting like a Critch!

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Critch - meaning

Someone who uses their "authority" whatever it may be in their mind, to try and manipulate and take advantage of a person often do to their own insecurities.

Example 1 Gee, I can't believe that woman took what I said the wrong way.

Yea, she was a total Critch, bro.

Example 2
That woman told me to improve my vocabulary but the truth is she really should improve her listening and comprehension skills.

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Critch - definition

Critch (verb): "scratching where it itches"
(noun): a crotch itch

Ow, gotta critch myself (verb)
Sorry for that, I had a critch (noun)

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Critch - slang

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

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Critch

To ash on oneself

You better knock that ash off before you critch!

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Critch

An itch of the crotch

(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'

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Critch

An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.

Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.

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