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What is STD?
Spontaneous Torrential Diarrhea
Whenever you are normal one second, then randomly you get the urge to have explosive diarrhea and then, when you sit down, it just explodes out of your ass like a torrential rain...
Explosive Diarrhea, and just another thing that STD stands for...
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STD - video
STD - what is it?
STD stands for Snooki Transmitted Dumbness. Are girls in your school wearing super slutty clothes? Tanning their skin 24/7? Putting their hair in poofs the size of the Popes hat? Then they have the STD. After watching Jersey Shore for too long, some girls have acquired the STD. Signs include but are not limited to...
-drinking vodka for breakfast
-drinking vodka for lunch
-drinking vodka for dinner
-drinking vodka for dessert
-skin that is so tan, she is invisible in a dimly lit room
-causes public disturbances 24/7
-eats pickles... by sucking on them
-when asked why she does something, she replies with "I'm at the Jersey Shore... BITCH!"
-everywhere is the Jersey Shore for her
-a sudden interest for meat-heads and gorillas
-when someone calls her phone, and is looking a girl named Angelina, she replies with "No, she died"
-she is as smart as a...Snooki
Dude 1: "Crap dude, my girlfriend and I were watching Jersey Shore last night, and she got the STD!"
Dude 2: "Damn bro that sucks. Has she started eating pickles yet? I wanna watch...
What does "STD" mean?
Girls want to get penetrated with a STD from their boyfriend. Gotta catch them all.
STD - what does it mean?
Sexually Transmitted Disease
See burned.
That slut gave me an STD
STD - meaning
Acronym for Slapping Titties Daily.
Frank: What have you been up to lately.
Joe: STD
STD - definition
Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."
STD - slang
i had some awesome STD's the other day, i got them from that girl down the street
STD
STD stands for Super trendy drip which refers to a Item of Clothing that is seen as either exclusive or stylish.
Joe: ,,My Mom just gave me an STD''
Fred: ,,I wish i had an STD''
Tanya: ,, I get STD's from my Sugar-Daddys''
STD
A ‘super technological device’
this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.
John: Did you hear that new STD that Apple’s making?
Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately.
John: same, I have 3 STD’s and I can’t wait for another one.
STD
Usually in normal conversations stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however in the 90s, kids referred it to a shitty gaming device that barely worked. People often got confused about this and it often led to hilarious situations such as the one in the example.
Student(for show and tell): Hey guys, my mom gave me an STD on Christmas.
Everyone: Cool!
The Teacher: *confused expressions*