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What is Snooki?
A person whose bra size exceeds her IQ.
Person 1: Man that girl is so stupid, but her breasts are huge!
Person 2: Yeah I know, she is such a Snooki!
Snooki - meme gif
Snooki - video
Snooki - what is it?
One whiff of some Jersey Shore Snooki and you'll think you accidentally went down on a wookie.
What does "Snooki" mean?
A disease-ridden, mentally and developmentally disadvantaged organism of unknown gender found on MTV's hit show, Jersey Shore (or 'Joysey Shoy'). Claims to hold close to the heart its Italian heritage but is known to have originated somewhere in Chile.
Has more sexually transmitted diseases than one can keep track of, and will more than willingly insert a penis into any cavity on its body (an act which it refers to as 'smooshing').
Orange in color, miniature in stature, and with the IQ of a small infant, it is needless to say that Snooki is one of the most abominable and atrocious creatures to ever walk the Earth.
Snooki has a wide variety of sexually transmitted diseases which it would be happy to pass on to you.
Snooki - what does it mean?
1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.
2. A real boner killer
3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.
2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction.
4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.
Snooki - meaning
That bitch with a pickle on Jersey Shore
Over tanned oompa loompa , that is now trying to sing.
A Bitch with a pickle aKa Snooki
Snooki - definition
1) the action of a male punching an obnoxious, slightly oversized woman in the face
2) Narcissistic guidette on Jersey Shore
This fat bitch was startin shit at the concert so i snooki'd her
Snooki - slang
Snooki: a female slut that has sex with any basketball player. Typically snookies are found in hotel lobbies of the visiting teams and the foyer of basketball arenas. Snookies became famous for Shawn kemp who famously said "I love all my snookies" in response to being questioned as to why he had so many children with various women. The American version of a "puck".
Michael Jordan loved Miami, not for playing against the Heat but for his favourite Snooki
Snooki
(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.
I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.
Snooki
The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.
Snooki want smush smush!
Snooki
n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook
Tom: You hear about Megan
Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys
Tom: What a Snooki