What is Eric Cartman?
racist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show South Park. he hangs out with Kyle Brovloski Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is The Coon
Kyle: "GODAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU FATASS"
Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!"
Example 2
Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?"
Mom: "No, poopykins"
Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."
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Eric Cartman - video
Eric Cartman - what is it? All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.
Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman
Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america
:The other fat cartmans,all of them are
fatter versions of him
Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....
Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)
Eric Cartman Is The Shit!!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)
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What does "Eric Cartman" mean? jesus himself
Truman: Eric Cartman is so retarded
Gal: you cant say that Eric Cartman is jesus!
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Eric Cartman - what does it mean? The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.
Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."
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Eric Cartman - meaning the best south park character
eric cartman solos goku.
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Eric Cartman - definition A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.
Kyle: Hey, can I come?
Eric: No!
Kyle: Why the hell not?
Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW!!!
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Eric Cartman - slang Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
Kennys Dad: Say Kenny wasn't that your fat foulmouthed racist friend Eric Cartman?
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Eric Cartman A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.
Eric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew!
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Eric Cartman someone who is NOT fat and indeed is just big boned, and only child, with a mother who spoils him. he's never caught being nice and made his girlfriend fat.. I mean big boned
Jessica: omg look how fat Eric Cartman isss!
Cartman: (overhears) IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED
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Eric Cartman Cartman is an elementary school student who lives with his mother in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, where he routinely has extraordinary experiences atypical of a small town. Cartman has been portrayed as aggressive, prejudiced, arrogant, and narcissistic since his character's inception; Stone and Parker describe the character as "a little Archie Bunker". These traits are significantly augmented in later seasons as his character evolves, and he begins to exhibit extremely psychopathic, sociopathic and manipulative behavior, and also be depicted as highly intelligent, able to execute morally appalling plans and business ideas with success.
Cartman is considered to be the most popular character on South Park.234 Parker and Stone state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman's politically incorrect behavior. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists as one of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time.
. โI would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, Iโd be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!โ
2. โWhy does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyleโs mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.โ
3. โToo bad drinking scotch isnโt a paying job or Kennyโs dad would be a millionaire!โ
4. โIf some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!โ
5. โMom โ kitty is being a dildo.โ โ Eric Cartman
โI know a special little kitty thatโs sleeping with mommy tonight.โ โ Cartmanโs mom replies
6. โKennyโs family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.โ
7. โAnyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.โ
8. โWell I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.โ
9. โItโs an Afghanistan goat, so it canโt stay here, or else itโll choke on the sweet air of freedom.โ โ Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.
10. โDude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!โ โ Wendy
โIntelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.โ โ Cartman
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