(guy 1) my mom is later than goku haha.
(guy 2) my dads gone longer than goku...
(guy 1) damn im sorry but my jokeeh eh haha.
(guy 2) it was funny i guess.
(guy 1) yess.
The Johnny sins of the motherfucking dbs universe. He is always shirtless and his 15 INCH MASSIVE penis π bulge is seen through his pants (oh my God he is so sexy and hot aaaahhh π) He is the sex partner that every girl dreams to have.
1) First he chooses his sex partner from an another planet (eg: freiza)
2) Then he slowly removed his shirt and shows his BIG 8 packs
3) Then his Penis bulge becomes from small to loooong. (On seeing that, every girl becomes excited as hell!!)
4) Thev he carefully removes his Extremely big penis from his pants and on seeing his loooong penis all the girls become mad in love with it. (Me too πππ)
5) He starts fucking so fast π¦ that she screams very very loud in pain(and pleasureπ)
6) He powers up to SUPER SAIYAN MODE and his fucking speed goes upto 100 times faster π¦π¦π¦π¦ and girls go crazy π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
7) After fucking for 1 whole day he says goodbye to her but she wanted even more π₯΅. So he says that he wanted to save energy to fuck ChiChi (her wife)
Girl 1 : Hey, you went to goku's house yesterday right? How was the ride? π― Did you touch his sexy dick? ππ
Girl 2 : Ya, it was like heaven !!!!
I thought his dick world be long but it was so long that i couldn't even fully hold it
He fucked me so hard π¦ that my pussy is still open wide π₯΅. I wish I could feel that much enjoyment in my husband's dick too π’
Girl 1 : OMG !! Goku is sooo sexy !!! I would die to get a husband like him πππ
Famous monkey boy Japanese legend and, who is revered by otaku fanboy geeks, is the main character of the original DB and DBZ. His saiyan name is "Kakarrot", although only the true geeks refer to him by that handle. DBZ is one of the most famous manga/anime series ever, especially in the United States. He turns into a huge-ass ape when he looks at the moon and won the runner-up award for "Most Constipated Looking Anime Character", only second to the ruthless Vegeta.
Goku: Vegeta!! These Senzu beans give me a funny feeling in my stomach! I think I have to shit!
Vegeta: Deal with it. The saiyans on planet Vegeta had to shit in ten times the gravity of this puny, miniscule planet!!!
Master Korin: You didn't take those laxatives, did you, boy?
An anime char from DB, DBZ, and DBGT. A powerful but dumb as a hick hero and fangirls love him so much they write unlikey yaoi relationships with vegeta?
Goku is the Monkey Prince, in one of the oldest myths in the world. There are many anime characters named after him, the more famous ones are Goku of Dragonball Z and Goku of Genosomaden Saiyuki.
2. The most famous parody of the monkey king who is the protagonist of the japanese cartoon Dragonball/Z. He's not the brightest crayon in the box but is known for being extremely loyal and hella strong. Will kick evil ass if not out to lunch. Is married and has two kids.
Judging from the black eye and broken limbs, I'm guessing someone went Goku on you....
or
Judging from the empty pantry and excessive amount of dirty dishes, I'm guessing someone went Gokuh on you....
(also known as kakarot)
race:saiyan
family:
father:bardock,brother:raditz,
cuzin:taurus,
wife:chi chi, father in law:ox king, sons: gohan, goten, daughter in law:videl (see devil), granddaughter:pan
expressions:clueless, happy, pissed
temperment:happy, loving, hungry
(goku may seem a little dim, but he's alot smarter than he lets on)
loves:food, everyone who isn't evil personified, food, fighting, food
distinguishing features:spiky hair, tail, 'that son grin' ^_^
goku is hated by: villans, vegeta. and jealous little boys :P
goku is loved by:everyone else