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What is Jersey Shore?n. person with a hot body but a f***ed up face. Look at that body! Too bad he's a Jersey Shore... Jersey Shore - videoJersey Shore - what is it?A touching scripted drama about three homosexual wannabe guidos, their hoes, and an escaped oompa-loompa nicknamed "Snooki", trying to go about their daily lives while coping with obvious severe mental retardation. John: That episode of Jersey Shore was so moving.... What does "Jersey Shore" mean?The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw). Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet? Jersey Shore - what does it mean?An ignorant show starring a bunch of Guido whores and tool bags who are nobodies pretending to be celebrities. Dude1: Did you see that stupid, no talent show last night? Jersey Shore - meaningan awful show were everyone has disgusting fake tans. twinkle twinkle little whore, Jersey Shore - definitionJersey Shore is complete shit. Jersey Shore - slangA show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel. Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night? Jersey ShoreThe reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race. I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore Jersey ShoreThe reason my generation's filled with so many morons. No examples needed when society's fucked. Thank you Jersey Shore! Jersey ShoreThe reason god is mad at us. Yeah! Maybe we'll end up on the Jersey shore! |
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