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What is Canadian history?Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect. We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh. Canadian history - videoCanadian history - what is it?When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup. Dude, after watching the Colbert Report I totally did some Canadian History. It was wicked awesome! What does "Canadian history" mean?American slang for an unspeakable sex act so vile that Stephen Colbert couldn't define it on TV. It is known to involve moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. Man, did you see Sally and John get some canadian history last night? I'll bet that beaver has to change its name now. Canadian history - what does it mean?A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions. One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history. Canadian history - meaningA deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months. Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History.... Canadian history - definitionUsed to refer to something very sad that should be forgotten. John's death is like Canadian History. Canadian history - slangSlang term for intercourse between a beaver, a moose, and four Inuit men or lumberjacks in an ice fishing shack, often with the help of copious maple syrup, and involving the use of various cuts of ham for extra stimulation. This event is usually the result of far too much consumption of Molson or Labatt Blue. Prime Minister (leaving a bar): I'm still wasted, but there's no more hockey on! What can we do now? Canadian historyThe historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north. Yesterday was just another Canadian history lesson in Thunder Bay Canadian historyThe act of pouring maple syrup on moose horns. Then using it for sodomy. Hey dude I walked in on my girlfriend she was doing the Canadian history with the horns! Canadian history1. A.K.A the frozen stranger Hey Darrel, yesterday was Canadian history day, like everyday ending in "Y" in Canada is. |
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