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What is Canadian History?
A sex act where one person defecates on the other's chest and then rubs the excrement on that person's face after mixing it with maple syrup while taxing the everloving shit out of them.
She was so nasty, she asked me for a Canadian History, man! I still can't wash the Quebec smell off of my bedsheets!
Canadian History - video
Canadian History - what is it?
Something American's wished they had.
Ba-boom!
Canadian's are better than American's. Accept it and move on. Read a self-help book. Any thing is possible. You hate us so much because you secretly love us. It's okay. We love you too, just not in that way.
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
What does "Canadian History" mean?
Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.
I showed my grandmother a video of Canadian History and she puked.
Canadian History - what does it mean?
The act of sodomizing a beaver with a moose antler
The Canadian history project was a success
Canadian History - meaning
A hat-trick of gouch-licks followed by a syrup-tongued french-kiss to the rectum. Finished off with a refreshing dunk in a scalding hot Timmy's coffee (double cream, and extra sweet): body part optional
God, I love Canadian History! Can you pass a towel?
Canadian History - definition
1.(n) A rough fuck involving moose antlers & Canadian apparel.
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else
1. Bob: Hey baby, let's study Canadian History!
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!
2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!
Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!
3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties
Canadian History - slang
Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect.
We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh.
Canadian History
When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup.
Dude, after watching the Colbert Report I totally did some Canadian History. It was wicked awesome!
Canadian History
A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.
One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.
Canadian History
A deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months.
Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History....
Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....