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What is Welland?

Sweaty Greek/Cypriot sexpest, will stop at nothing to wet his piece.

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Welland - what is it?

The best thing ever happened to Welland is the Wards that kept Merion and crystal meth out of this city, The worst thing that happened is when the Hells Angels were busted, Now everybody seems to be doing herion but it's really fetnyal because there all bunch of rat junkie heads that do not know the difference between herion being China White or black tar. Not green or blue, as well the city has MORE rats then anything in Ontario. Stay the Fuck away.

Person 1: Hey man wants some down
Person:2 How green is it
Person:3 Hey Clark just got to Welland from rating, lets get some Jib!

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What does "Welland" mean?

Not a drug city, in fact it has the least drugs of any city in the region. Industrial background, but shifting it's economy to other things. It has parks and trails along the banks of the Recreational Waterway. On this old canal, there are several rowing courses, and two rowing clubs, with thousands of rowers coming from as far away as Virginia to take advantage of it.

Welland is divided into four parts.Northwest, which is where most retail stores and the mall are located. This area also has very nice, older houses on quiet streets. Southwest region is the lowest income in the city. It is a peaceful neighborhood of almost identical townhouses and a great community. It also has four massive housing projects, which have great views of the canal and a giant park nearby. The southeast region retains its industrial heritage, with most people living in row houses that are built from the same plan. This area appears to be the most dangerous in the city, but isn't actually, with a great sense of community. The northeast section of the city is a massive new subdivision, with giant houses with pools selling for two million dollars. The loaded people live here.

Welland has three high schools, two public, and one catholic. It also has a hospital, despite the government's best efforts. The city is home to 40 beautiful murals.

Welland is an excellent place to live. Anyone who thinks it is the drug capital of North America, or a ghetto, or a slum, apparently hasn't been to Toronto.

Idiot: Welland is such a ghetto, full of drugs...
Guy: Wrong, how about you visit a place before you write an urban dictionary definition.

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Welland - what does it mean?

The home of the best drinkers in all of Niagara and most of the GTA. Mainly because there's nothing else to do. Cheers.

Wanna hangout tonight?
Sure, Let me stop at the beer store on the way to Welland.

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Welland - meaning

The welfare capital of Canada

Joe: Hey, lets leave your car here at the seaway and walk to the party
Tom: Fuck no, I'm not leaving my car in welland

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Welland - definition

a place in Ontario Canada in the Niagara region where a bunch of old people, snobs and druggies live with few decent people

i cant wait to get outta Welland

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Welland - slang

The Kansas of Canada.

Boy 1: "Hey, wanna drive down to Welland for the weekend?"
Boy 2: "Fuck no Welland sucks."

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Welland

A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.

I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.

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Welland

Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.

Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.

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Welland

Mobility scooter capital of the world.

I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter

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