Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Hoser?

A Canadian term of both derision and affection, popularized - but NOT invented - by the MacKenzie Brothers (from their "Great White North" segments on the old SCTV programme).

Used as a negative, it basically means "idiot." When used positively, it's a phrase of light endearment.

In both cases, it is most effective when the subject(s) displays stereotypically Canadian attributes.

NEG - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes. What a bunch of Hosers."

POS - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes, but took the ski-doos to get more before the hockey game started. What a bunch of Hosers."

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Hoser - what is it?

Hoser: (n) Canadian hockey derogatory term that is similar to the American "idiot" or "loser". It is derived from the pre-zamboni days, where the LOSING team would have to hose down the ice after the game.

Snack on that for lunch, you frickin hoser!

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What does "Hoser" mean?

One who refuses to do any Latin homework. Hosers commonly construct diabolical plots to overthrow their Latin teachers. Hosers and Latin-lovers are sworn enemies. A small band of renegade hosers have created an Anti-Latin Terrorist Organization (ALTO) against the Language of Latin (LOL). There have been no known or scheduled meetings of either organization.

What are you all, a bunch of hosers? Mike and Adam back there haven't done their homework since like the first quarter. And I know you didn't do you project there either Molinsk.

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Hoser - what does it mean?

aka Jose Russel:A guy thats overal a big time dickhead. Thinks hes a pretty big time badass and an amazing football player...well hes gonna be a junior next year...and wont play a down...a pretty big theif to...steals stuff from people on his own floor non-stop. FAG

that hoser is a real douche bag

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Hoser - meaning

Combination of calling someone a Hoe and a Loser

That girl is such a Hoser i can't believe she thinks she is cool

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Hoser - definition

A canadian man. Typically named Colin. He has a cottage and loves to wear flannel. Loves to drink corona even though he's canadian. Really likes his boss. So much so he takes them to his cottage.

The guy on my headset is such a hoser.
Nice trade you hoser.

Should have sold the beans overnight I guess you hoser...eh?

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Hoser - slang

A word your cunt roommate uses when she doesn't get her way and wants to sulk like a bitch.

Dude... pretty sure Paula just called us hosers.

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Hoser

Canadian term for a cheapskate. During the Great Depression of the 1930s some folk would siphon gasoline from vehicles with a hose.

He didn't pay for his drinks. He claims to have forgotten his wallet. What a hoser !

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Hoser

A derogatory term for fireman

Fireman: sorry we couldn't get there in time
Guy: My house burned down ya hoser

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Hoser

The term hoser comes from the pre-zamboni days when the losing had to hose down the ice at the end of the night.

"Ya friggin hoser!"

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