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What is cottage?
British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.
See Also: Glory Hole
Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories
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Cottage - what is it?
(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.
(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.
Hence....
Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder
Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.
He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.
The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.
What does "cottage" mean?
A person of great origin that supports Fulham. The greatest team to ever play football. Playing mainly in Black and white if you see a lad wearing the kit whilst walking down the road be sure to step out of his way as he will not be afraid to chin you.
Bob cobbledick: Look Dan! There’s a cottager!
Cottager: COYW! Let’s ave it! Come on fellow cottagers !
Cottage - what does it mean?
1.(n) A type of house. Usually found in picturesque locales, such as lakeshores, seashores, the Hamptons, so on. But that's not what you came here to hear about.
2.(n) A public restroom, such as the ones one might find in a public park. These are so named because of their house-like exterior. Use in this context is widely restricted to Europe.
3.(v) The act of anonymously meeting up with a member of the same sex at a public restroom ("cottage" - see above), with the intent of gettin' down n' dirty with them within.
1. Every rich person owns a cottage.
2. I must be getting to a cottage, or I'll soil my knickers!
3. Did you see that guy in the skinny jeans standing by the door of the bathroom? He is so cottaging.
Cottage - meaning
having money
young nigga poppin with a pocket full of cottage
Cottage - definition
:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one
Cottage - slang
a dump that kids get fucked up in and get laid all the time by hot bitchs. Blunts booze n broads are always found in the shithole.
burnham i am gonna fuck you up bitch n then tap that girl doggy style.
Cottage
n. 1. A small, usually one story, house or vacation home. 2. Used informally to refer to one’s McMansion or pocket estate in the Hamptons.
We have a beach cottage in East Hampton.
Cottage
vt. "to cottage" - to engage in activities associated with a cottage
jamie loves to go cottaging
Cottage
A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'
"We're going to our camp this weekend?"
"What!?! You own an entire camp?"
::explains::
"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."