Definder - what does the word mean?

What is vended?

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

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Vended - what is it?

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

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What does "vended" mean?

Something Ikebukuro is running out of.

"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"

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Vended - what does it mean?

Prevalent most recently in certain areas of the South, a vend-a-moo is a sort of vending machine that vends gallons of whole, two percent, or skim milk. Each gallon, at present, is $3.00.

Hey, I don't want milk from Wal-Mart. Let's go to the Vend-a-moo and get some!

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Vended - meaning

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

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Vended - definition

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

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Vended - slang

hot asian man

oh jesus christ Vending is so hot!

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Vended

chinaman

man lets go to chinatown and smack those vendings

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Vended

To sell something.

"Why don't you just vend your gold it'll be worth alot''

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Vended

v. - 1. to leave someone behind; to lay your missfortune on some one else
v. - 2. to steal or damage someones property in an act to cause them enbarasment, discomfort or dispair.

They totaly vended Tony, even his gloves were soaked!

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