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What is turtle head?
the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole
damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head
turtle head - video
Turtle head - what is it?
turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle
dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.
What does "turtle head" mean?
When a dick is so small, that it appears it to look like a turtles head poking out of its shell.
Boy 1: Man, my balls are really cold right now.
Boy 2: Yeah, same. I hate when I a get turtle head
Turtle head - what does it mean?
when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head
man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here
Turtle head - meaning
a shit that knocks at your underpants.
i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.
Turtle head - definition
A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell.
I can't wait any longer. I am getting a turtle head - I have to go now!
Turtle head - slang
when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus
I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!
Turtle head
When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!
Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!
Turtle head
The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.
I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.
Turtle head
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!