Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cone?

To have sex with someone.

Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.

Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.

The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.

I stole the Norwegians cone (you slept with the Norwegian girl)

If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)

It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)

I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)

That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)

I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy

That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)

Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)

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Cone - what is it?

Made by wrapping a length of toilet paper around your hand and twisting one end, the cone is then used for wanking into to enable the evidence to be easily disposed of.

The missus is downstairs. You fancy a quick one off the wrist but sont want to mess the place up. Simple. Into the cone and then into the bog, flush, and no ones the wiser

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What does "cone" mean?

A crack-head or junky. Its more likely used to describe a free loader or someone who always ask for things and they aint got no money...so you can say a junky

Mayne bruh you a cone

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Cone - what does it mean?

a looser, tool, or just a stupid goofball

"Kate- stop being such a giant cone"
or simply as a last name if the coneyness is overwhelming, "Look- It's David Cone"

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Cone - meaning

a social reject. one who does not fit in, or is considered repulsive by others

''That Jim is such a loser."
"Yeah, what a cone."

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Cone - definition

(n) Cone-shaped life form, often orange but occasionally green and very rarely fluoro yellow. Often gathers with similar species around construction sites. Different species of cones are rarely found intermixed with one another.

Species range from very small (sidewalk, 20cm high by 15cm wide) to regular (city, 40cm high by 25cm wide) to huge (highway, 1m high by 45cm wide)

Often the victims of "coneing" (v), a non-competitive team sport where the participants collect large numbers of cones and store them for later use.

Anti-coneing (v) is the opposite action. Usually constituted by coneing off an unpopular person or persons' driveway or street, or simply using cones as crude projectile weapons thrown from moving vehicles.

Anti-coneing is often accompanied by shooting paintballs from slingshots at random targets (usually white vans or 4x4's), and general delinquency.

"Let's go coneing!"

"How did you fit that highway cone in your car?"
"I managed, but it was a raid."

A: "We should anti-cone John's house!"
B: "What about Pam's?"
A: "She's next."

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Cone - slang

A joint of marijuana rolled on an angle making it a cone shaped

"I like a blunt or a big fat cone" ~ Cypress Hill

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Cone

1. Metallic cone shaped item in a bong or pipe that the weed is burnt in. Another word for a 'bowl'.
Really means 'cone piece' or CP(abrev.)
2. Process of smoking weed from a bong.

1. "Pack me a cone!" OR "Can I have a cone."
2. "It's 10 am and I still haven't had a fucken cone today."

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In memphis CONE means a junky or person who is always begging or asking for something or even a lame person

guy: all i got is a dollar and 50 cents
guy2: can i have a dollar and 50 cents
guy: that's all i got main you a cone

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In NZ, the art of placing roadcones in eccentric high-up spots e.g. statues, church spires, tall trees and traffic lights; usually done late at night as a dare and/or for the lulz by groups of bored school kids or dero thirty-somethings on the turps. Common during major roadworks in built-up urban areas. Spates of low-effort repeat offenses draw negative attention from the police, but they have been known to applaud well-executed cone operations that demonstrate a level of skill in scaling buildings/structures.

Must be school holidays, someone's coned the traffic lights at the SH1 intersection.

Let's cone that statue ow.

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