Definder - what does the word mean?

What is scared turtle?

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

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Scared turtle - what is it?

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

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What does "scared turtle" mean?

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

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Scared turtle - what does it mean?

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

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Scared turtle - meaning

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

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