Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the turtle?

A person who has retreated into a metaphorical shell in order to block out all life-related shit and responsibilities.

Joe: I'm going full turtle.

Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!

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the turtle - video


The turtle - what is it?

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

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What does "the turtle" mean?

the best animal in the world!

turtles

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The turtle - what does it mean?

a fucking person that walks to slow in the hallway and can’t decide which direction to go

omg ur a turtle u don’t know how to walk

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The turtle - meaning

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.

The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.

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The turtle - definition

a smart lil sea boi! turtles r good for the environment and are very friendly!! they may walk slow but they are cute and adorable. do not hate on turtles :,)

look at that lil turtle! uwu!

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The turtle - slang

THE MOST MAGESTIC THING EVER

I LOVE THAT FRICKIN TURTLE

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The turtle

I like them.

I like turtles!

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The turtle

The turtle is a sexual maneuver, described more by circumstances than by some actual physical procedure. Performing the turtle on a prepubescent child is called so because you get there before the hare (hair) did.

Jesus Quintana went to jail for performing the turtle. But nobody fucks with the Jesus!

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The turtle

when you pull you sack up to your wang and it looks like a turtle

Hey tim look its the TURTLE!!!!
Ewww kevin thats nasty

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