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What is constipated?The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass. I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time. constipated - meme gifconstipated - videoConstipated - what is it?Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated. What does "constipated" mean?when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no chips got constipation Constipated - what does it mean?something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way mike cant skateboard because its constipated Constipated - meaningThis term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated. This song is really constipated. Constipated - definitionwhen you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts i need to take a dump but im constipated Constipated - slangyou cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks! ConstipatedWhen it feels like you have a tennis ball sized rock in your anus and you just want to relieve yourself of it, but when you sit on the toilet and strain it doesn't come out because it's rock hard and your anus cannot stretch wide enough for it to come out without tearing. Also the reason why I have a hemroid that I'm severely self conscious about & I refuse to have sex with anyone until it shrinks. FUCK! I've had to shit for days but I'm constipated. I almost feel like puking the turd out. Constipated1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out. James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!" ConstipatedWhen you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie. I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!! |
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