Definder - what does the word mean?

What is turd burglar?

A homosexual male.

He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.

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turd burglar - video


Turd burglar - what is it?

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

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What does "turd burglar" mean?

The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.

I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...

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Turd burglar - what does it mean?

A derogatory term for a man of homosexual tendencies.
See also: Marmite/Vegemite/Chutney Ferret; Tail-gunner; and obviously faggot etc.

Man that guy is a turd-burglar

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Turd burglar - meaning

This is the asshole who comes into the public restroom and just hangs out while you're trying to drop a deuce. He may just wander around, wash his hands, or fake taking a piss. However, his main purpose is simply to stand around and annoy you - possibly for his own sexal gratification.

Dude, I was trying to drop my daily deuce at work, and this turd burglar came in. He washed his hands for like 2 minutes before finally leaving in defeat.

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Turd burglar - definition

A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.

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Turd burglar - slang

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

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Turd burglar

yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar!!

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Turd burglar

(UK) Slang for homosexual.

"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"

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Turd burglar

When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!

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