Definder - what does the word mean?

What is 2 minutes?

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

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2 minutes - video


2 minutes - what is it?

Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels

And can be used as a complement depending on the time

When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for

When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"

Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult

Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!

Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"

Pat: Word!? Vic

Vic:..... Word

Example B: Insult

Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)

Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"

Kim: Really!!!???

Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?

Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then

Example C: Complement

Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"

Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!

Example D: Complement

Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...

Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you

Pat:..... Yeah... your right

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What does "2 minutes" mean?

A soccer drill where you shuffle back and forth in between 2 cones 5 feet apart for 2 minutes. It is literal hell.

Fuck you Logan, why did you tell coach to make us do the 2 minute drill. We are going to kill you!

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2 minutes - what does it mean?

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.

Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.

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2 minutes - meaning

The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.

Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.

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2 minutes - definition

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules

Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

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2 minutes - slang

rule meaning that while texting a chick that you have no relation with you must wait at least 2 minutes before texting her back

"ay bro dat shawty right there, she want you. You better use dat 2 minute rule cuz you too coo"

see "too coo" for further definition

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2 minutes

The feeling one gets after hitting a popper (tobacco/weed combination. Also the time duration which this intensified high lasts for.

"Dude just leave me alone I'm in my 2 minutes"

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2 minutes

quick fuck

Imma break dis girl off wit da 2 minutes.


(Alton Roberts knows about this!)

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2 minutes

the translation in AFL terms 1 minute is equal to 38 minutes, therefore 2 minutes is equal to one hour and 16 minutes.

regular translation - we'll be there in 2 minutes

AFL translation - we'll be there in 76 minutes.

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