What is 2 minutes?
when its gettin late at a party and you just want to scoop some jumpoff up and get ur rocks off, but you gettting desperate. you run the 2 minute drill and try and score before time expires.
damn steve its gettin mad late bitches are starting to leave its time for me to run the 2 minute drill im tryn to leave with something tonight.
2 minutes - what is it?
a cuzzy that cumz quick az
ur a 2 minute man cuzzy cuz
What does "2 minutes" mean?
Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.
"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."
2 minutes - what does it mean?
Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels
And can be used as a complement depending on the time
When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for
When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult
Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!
Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"
Pat: Word!? Vic
Example B: Insult
Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)
Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"
Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?
Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then
Example C: Complement
Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"
Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!
Example D: Complement
Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...
Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you
Pat:..... Yeah... your right
Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.
The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.
Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.
rule meaning that while texting a chick that you have no relation with you must wait at least 2 minutes before texting her back
"ay bro dat shawty right there, she want you. You better use dat 2 minute rule cuz you too coo"
see "too coo" for further definition
The feeling one gets after hitting a popper (tobacco/weed combination. Also the time duration which this intensified high lasts for.
"Dude just leave me alone I'm in my 2 minutes"
Imma break dis girl off wit da 2 minutes.
(Alton Roberts knows about this!)
the translation in AFL terms 1 minute is equal to 38 minutes, therefore 2 minutes is equal to one hour and 16 minutes.
regular translation - we'll be there in 2 minutes
AFL translation - we'll be there in 76 minutes.