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What is deposit?
The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)
i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.
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Deposit - what is it?
Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.
She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.
What does "deposit" mean?
A slang term for a bowel movement.
I'll be back in 45 minutes. I've got to go make a fiber deposit
Deposit - what does it mean?
Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.
My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.
Deposit - meaning
The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.
News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.
Deposit - definition
Permission to have a move-in party by your landlord
Like a Miami Heat championship, you will never see it again.
Bro: Dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
You: I Just settled up, what you thinkin'?
Bro: Man, three words, keg, KY, and hot bitches.
YOU: That's like five man
Bro: And a slip n' slide
You: Deposit kickin' in already
Deposit - slang
Sometimes you spot someone on the street who you think is very attractive and would like to fuck. However, these hastily made judgements can backfire when you realise upon closer inspection they are below the age of consent. If this is the case then you can instead put a deposit down for a later date once they've matured.
Hi Andy, check her out over there.
Woah! She's a bit on the young side.
True, ah well i'd put a deposit down anyway.
Deposit
When you not depositing money, but cum into her ass or vagina.
Darian: Shit, man. I'm out of money. I didn't go to the bank.
Darnell: Why not?
Darian: Cuz I had to make a "deposit" first and ran out of time.
Darnell: My man!
Deposit
Shooting semen in the butt hole of another. Like making a deposit at a bank.
I gave the girl I met last night a deposit.
Deposit
Polite way of saying shit, poo, a stool.
Abby is making a deposit in the bathroom.