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What is Turd Burglar?To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time. Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again! Turd Burglar - videoTurd Burglar - what is it?somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose "It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it? What does "Turd Burglar" mean?Slang for a male homosexual Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!! Turd Burglar - what does it mean?One who thinks they rule a public restroom, and rudely wait for you to get out of a stal. They do this by asking questions, whistling loudly, knockin on the stall door, telling children you'll be out soon, and otherwise stalling the delicate process of public defecation. Often found at camping sites. Dude, I had to take a massive crap, but I just couldn't let it out! The Turd Burglar kept strutting around the bathroom and asking when I'd be out. Turd Burglar - meaningA person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it. 'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?' Turd Burglar - definitionSomeone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall. "I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away". Turd Burglar - slangn: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar! Turd BurglarOne who burgles turds for profit or pleasure. "There goes Cory. That guy is such a turd burglar." Turd BurglarFinally, you are all alone in the public restroom about to unleash a huge shit. Lo and behold, someone enters said restroom, interrupting your feces expulsion. Dude, I was at the mall and this turd burglar just stood around for like 10 minutes while I was trying to squeeze one out. I finally got so pissed that I commanded my asshole to suck the shit back up. I then proceeded to bust down the stall door and beat the shit out of him. Turd Burglar1. When you finally have enough solitude to take a dump because you are afraid that someone might say something. when the turd is being waved home someone barges in forcing you to squeeze it back in. 1. God, why the hell does Andy need to always barge in when Im taking a shit? What a goddammed Turd Burglar. |
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