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What is The Turd Burglar?1. When you finally have enough solitude to take a dump because you are afraid that someone might say something. when the turd is being waved home someone barges in forcing you to squeeze it back in. 1. God, why the hell does Andy need to always barge in when Im taking a shit? What a goddammed Turd Burglar. The Turd Burglar - videoThe Turd Burglar - what is it?A derogatory term for a man of homosexual tendencies. Man that guy is a turd-burglar What does "The Turd Burglar" mean?This is the asshole who comes into the public restroom and just hangs out while you're trying to drop a deuce. He may just wander around, wash his hands, or fake taking a piss. However, his main purpose is simply to stand around and annoy you - possibly for his own sexal gratification. Dude, I was trying to drop my daily deuce at work, and this turd burglar came in. He washed his hands for like 2 minutes before finally leaving in defeat. The Turd Burglar - what does it mean?A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle. The Turd Burglar - meaningA homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex. "Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!" The Turd Burglar - definitionIn Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar. We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away. The Turd Burglar - slangyet another word for gay men jeez joe is a turd burglar!! The Turd Burglar(UK) Slang for homosexual. "Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!" The Turd BurglarWhen you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place) Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut! The Turd Burglarto tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay! |
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