What is tso?

Some chinese dude who has a chicken dish named after him. For your edification, "Tso" is pronounced like "Dzwaw", believe it or not.

General Tso's chicken sure is tasty.

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Tso - what is it?

Prefix: Also known as TSo and T-So.
One who completely ruins an Internet forum by interjecting meaningless opinions related to nothing.

Hey Marc, You have been Tso stupid the past few years of your life with your empty thoughts.

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What does "tso" mean?

The onomatopoeic, hypothetical sound of a fluctuating anus during coitus. Heavy emphasis must be made on the 'so' creating the sound 'tsauce' with the t being sounded as in the word 'today'.

"You should have seen the Tsos on my bitch yesterday!"

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Tso - what does it mean?

Toxic Sperm Overload.

if she doesnt give me some soon, im going to suffer from TSO.

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Tso - meaning

A word used to show effort in a melee attack.

Dude, when I hit him I went Tso!

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Tso - definition

Means "The Special One", the most common nickname for Jose Mourinho, who is a world famous soccer manager (or coach depending on where you are from).

Mourinho is one hell of a manager, he has coached some of the most famous soccer teams in the world like Chelsea, Inter Milan, Real Madrid, and Porto! He's also won atleast 3 trophies for each team of these teams!
What makes him different from all other soccer coaches is that he's got the balls to say whatever he thinks, whether it's beaking other coaches or trashing the referee for making a bad call.

Starting in August 2013 he will be coaching Chelsea a second time.

Frank: Did you hear that TSO is coming back to Chelsea?
John: The Special One? You mean Jose Mourinho?
Frank: Yeah, definitely! Do you remember the last time that he was here? Chelsea were the kings of England!
John: I can't wait for him to get here, him and Chelsea are totally gonna whoop some ass!

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