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What is the towel's?The most useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal ; you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is. the towel's - videoThe towel's - what is it?Contrary to the other dumbass definitions of towel, a towel is someone so fucking useless that they would be better off as a towel. Person 1: Dan forgot to grab the tickets yesterday! What does "the towel's" mean?When a male rubs his pubes on another person in a whipping or toweling motion. "Dude...I gave that bitch the towel last night." The towel's - what does it mean?–noun Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism The towel's - meaningA random, obscure comeback when nothing else can be thought of. First used by South Park character Towely. "Sir. We can't accept your application on account of...well...you're a towel." The towel's - definitionI'm apart of towelism The towel's - slangthe act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park. kurt....are you toweled out right now? The towel'sThe equivalent to planking. Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!" The towel'sto make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling The towel'sA towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was. |
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