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What is towel?
The equivalent to planking.
To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.
Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
towel - meme gif
towel - video
Towel - what is it?
to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking
to cum while naked and wet
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling
She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
What does "towel" mean?
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.
Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was.
Towel - what does it mean?
(v)to like whorish girls,
to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.
to want a crazy bitch
(n) anyone named andres
guy #1 dude ure such a towel
guy #2 i am not a towel i am a grown man
Towel - meaning
the act of committing insurance fraud
i borrowed a towel from the government
Towel - definition
a very vague insult, mostly to mexicans. I don't know why, but it is.
your stupid! No, your stupid! Oh yeah, well yur a towel! No, yur a towel!
Towel - slang
1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing.
2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
nic: georgie wants her towel back
sebastian: you what? are you kidding?
Towel
1)Towel is a slang term, which quickly became popular across the streets of Manalapan, NJ. The word towel is not generally used lightly, but is generally used to put someone down you have very little respect for.
2) To be Dan Friedwald-esque
1) person 1-Dude your such a towel
person 2- dont compare me to friedwald... thats low
person 1- shut up you shamwow
Towel
A verb meaning to place a towel under the door to prevent cold air from coming in the room. Other uses include preventing the smell of illegal drugs from entering the dorm hallway.
"Hey Jimmy, can u towel the door, I'm going to light up a swell joint."
or
"I toweled the door to prevent Officer Rizzo from smelling my incense."
Towel
A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.
Sometimes towie is used instead.
McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."
Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."