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What is planking?Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo. I took a photo of him planking on a bridge. planking - meme gifplanking - videoPlanking - what is it?>->o What does "planking" mean?The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already." Planking - what does it mean?1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA. Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING! Planking - meaningWhen one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid. Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole? Planking - definitionParkour for people who can't move fast Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car? Planking - slangA newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location. Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates. PlankingThe art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength.. Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter! PlankingWhen a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning PlankingProof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown. Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!" |
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