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What is towelling?Contrary to the other dumbass definitions of towel, a towel is someone so fucking useless that they would be better off as a towel. Person 1: Dan forgot to grab the tickets yesterday! towelling - meme giftowelling - videoTowelling - what is it?When a male rubs his pubes on another person in a whipping or toweling motion. "Dude...I gave that bitch the towel last night." What does "towelling" mean?–noun Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism Towelling - what does it mean?A random, obscure comeback when nothing else can be thought of. First used by South Park character Towely. "Sir. We can't accept your application on account of...well...you're a towel." Towelling - meaningI'm apart of towelism Towelling - definitionthe act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park. kurt....are you toweled out right now? Towelling - slangThe equivalent to planking. Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!" Towellingto make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling TowellingA towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was. Towellingwhen you use a towel to cover yourself while you change out of a swim suit, most often in front of a few people on the deck of a pool person 1:how did you change out of your swim suit if u didnt go into the locker room? |
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