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What is tearjerking?
Tearjerker is a song off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers record ‘One Hot Minute’. The song is about fellow musician Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana. In the song, Anthony Kiedis is heard singing about Cobain’s “pale blue eyes” and “whiskers”. Kiedis also references the night that he met Cobain, whom was backstage wearing a dress (typical).
Dave: What’s your favorite RHCP song?
Krist: Hmm… maybe Tearjerker because it’s about Kurt.
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Tearjerking - what is it?
When you cry while masturbating.
That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.
What does "tearjerking" mean?
The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate
Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.
Tearjerking - what does it mean?
A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.
Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.
Tearjerking - meaning
To tearjerk
tearjerking: to tearjerk, masturbate whilst crying.
Tearjerking - definition
Verb from: tearjerkate. To masturbate ferociously using your tears as lubricant.
In a sentence: "Patrick tearjerkated for 2 weeks straight after that girl Susan stood him up at Prom" "Tearjerkation is the only way Patrick can get off now"
Tearjerking - slang
A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.
Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.
Tearjerking
An act of manipulative or false-emotion put on in order to achieve the desired reaction from others, usually sympathy.
Unlike its near-opposite, a kneejerk, which is a re-action to an action, the tearjerk is an initiated action in itself.
Hitlary sure put on that tearjerk act for the New Hampshire Primary Elections, just when everyone said she was seen as lacking emotion.
Tearjerking
Normally used to describe a movie or TV show (but also applies to songs, books, etc.) that is designed to make you cry.
— Last night we were watching Marley & Me, and we cried our eyeballs out.
— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.
Tearjerking
Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.
Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.