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What is Alec Baldwin?
When you get a vasectomy and end up getting a girl pregnant. Because you thought you were shooting blanks, but you had a live one in the chamber.
I pulled an Alec Baldwin and got my wife pregnant.
Alec Baldwin - video
Alec Baldwin - what is it?
The act of impregnating a woman after a vasectomy.
A: "yeah Sharon got like got an Alec Baldwin done on her"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah so he 'said' he got a vasectomy bu-"
B: "That's fucking terrible form Melissa"
C: "Yeah someone died aye"
What does "Alec Baldwin" mean?
While receiving a BJ. She puts a finger in your butt causing you to cum accidently shooting her in the face without you pulling the trigger.
She caused me to pull an Alec Baldwin during oral sex.
Alec Baldwin - what does it mean?
A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Alec Baldwin - meaning
A great Parent and role model for eveyone.
Alec Baldwins Daughter is an ungreatful little pig
Alec Baldwin - definition
An actor known currently for his role on 30 Rock and his razor sharp verbal abuse technique after a contraversial voicemail he left his daughter leaked. Also, one of the fabled mystical "Baldwin Brothers," whoever they are. It is rumored whoever collects them all will trigger armageddon.
Alec Baldwin is talented, handsome and charming but still I live in fear.
Alec Baldwin - slang
Alec Baldwin
Action: To Alec Baldwin Something
To cause a purposeful death or destruction of some one or thing through previous round about action of negligence and then direct actions.
Ex:
Learning Alec Baldwin killed someone on set: Damn, That's fucked up Alec Baldwin.
Learning the gun was handed to him by a stagehand who didn't perform industry standard safety checks: Damn, That's fucked up of that stagehand.
Learning the stage hand was a scab hired by cheap film producers unwilling to reach a suitable compromise with the union that adequately compensated the experience and expertise safety in the industry depends on: Damn that's fucked up of the producers.
Learning Alec Baldwin is the producer: Damn that's fucked up Alec Baldwin.
That guy car repairs really Alec Baldwined up on him and that lady would have still been alive if he only took a second to do it right the first time.
Alec Baldwin
When you accidentally point your dick away from a pussy and unintentionally shoot your load at an unintended target.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what happened between Jon and Jane?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he pulled an Alec Baldwin last night
Person 1: What a shame.
Alec Baldwin
When a man knocks up his wife after he's had a vasectomy.
He Alec Baldwined his wife after he got his vasectomy. Thought he was shooting blanks but he had a live one in the chamber.
Alec Baldwin
V To accidentally shoot the cinematographer with a live firearm, without ensuring that the weapon was clear and was not loaded.
I'm gonna Alec Baldwin this chick