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What is Parent?
the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.
i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.
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Parent - what is it?
The people who walk inside your room and make you lose in a video game because they want you to clean up their shit
My parents walked into the room and told me to clean up their smelly shit they left on the floor for me to clean up just to make me lose call of duty.
What does "Parent" mean?
People who raise you and care for you... at least... if they are good ones. And sadly that is not always the case.
Jerry: sup homie
Tom: hey fucko
Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM?
Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill!
devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT.
Jerry: The fuck?
Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time
Oh boy its child protective services time!
and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!
Parent - what does it mean?
The people in your life you will most love or most hate in the entire universe. Often a bit of both.
On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."
Parent - meaning
someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell
Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same
Parent - definition
noun- A mother/father of the child.
adjective- Someone who acts controlling/paranoid, usually for safety/wellbeing, and usually has good intentions
noun- "Who's the guy who looks like you?" "My dad. He's my parent."
adjective- "WAIT! Wash your fash first! You can't go to dinner like that!!!" ... "WAIT! Don't open the car! The alarm might go off!!!" "T_T Stop being such a parent."
Parent - slang
Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child
Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!
Parent
noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave
Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent
Parent
Adult who acknowledges that although education and propagation of scientific knowledge has improved since their youth, believes they are still always the victor of an argument with someone younger, specifically their own children.
Me: But this teacher is f**king insane, you said it yourself, how can you defend her giving me a Saturday detention!
Her: Are you daring to use logic against me in an argument? Do you want more punishment?! I'm the parent here!
Parent
Stupid, ignorant, heartless, " want the best for you in a fake love kind of way " (when it's really the worst).
Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.
Parents just grounded me for being late to class, what's that supposed to do? Make me want to attend class or skip school to see my friends since I no longer can after?