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What is 2 weeks?
To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.
Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?
Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice
2 weeks - video
2 weeks - what is it?
A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"
What does "2 weeks" mean?
The art of not masturbating for a period of 14 days (or 2 weeks). It is a tough and grueling challenge only achieved by men with balls.
Oh my god... I just completed the 2 week challenge, I am going to go treat myself!
2 weeks - what does it mean?
The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.
1: Have you seen the new Joker film?
2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.
2 weeks - meaning
A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.
I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.
2 weeks - definition
When a person puts in their 2 week notice at a job and suddenly becomes extremely unproductive. For obvious reasons of course.
Ever since George put in his 2 week notice he has done basically nothing in an 8 hour shift. He's such a 2 week noticeable.... I admire him.
2 weeks - slang
The 2 Week Theory states that a woman is at her peak horniness around the time of her ovulation period. (Approximately 14 days after the end of her last period) During this time, it is easier to get what you want out of a girl. However, BEWARE! as soon as the 2 week period wears off she will be the crazy fucking bitch that she becomes every month!
Guy 1: "Hey bro guess what!"
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."
-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory
2 weeks
if you dont get dome/sex in 2 weeks from a chick....dump her ass
I just 2 weeked it with susie and now were done
2 weeks
A trash game called Fortnite and it's a game that lasted for 2 weeks and then it died out. Hence the term "Fortnight"
This game called Fortnite is fucking aids. No wonder why nobody else will play it after 2 weeks.
2 weeks
Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented
FSD Beta button is coming in 2 weeks