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What is Hampshire?
Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.
Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!
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Hampshire - what is it?
Beautiful place. You can actually see and feel all 4 seasons. If you have a preference for the fall weather, this is the place to be. Extremely down to earth and friendly people. No sales or income tax means very helpful to your bank accounts, especially with a good job! Very clean and lots of outdoors activities! Arts and entertainment has plenty to offer, though a bit on the small-scale side, even for a small area. Plenty of bars and pubs, and one or two good clubs (only in Manchester). Now the bad: the only knock to NH is when it comes to initial dating and that aspect of social life...the women here are absolutely ridiculous! I've travelled all across America and have never encountered such unfounded drama or stupidity. Imagine how high school was, and add maturity (but nothing else). And all that is just for trying to get that first date!! However, as the natives told me how they cope with it, the saving grace is that Maine and Massachussetts are nearby. I tell you, it IS a huge difference, but it's a damn shame for all there is to offer here...skiing, white-water rafting, Southern New Hampshire still has a "small big city" vibe, etc. Oh, and they know how to drink.
Some of the most fun cities of New Hampshire include Manchester, Portsmouth, Dover, and Nashua.
What does "Hampshire" mean?
Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.
"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."
"Even the neo-marxists?"
"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."
Hampshire - what does it mean?
A place where people from mass come to get lost in our mountains which have very clearly marked trails and then have the state of New Hampshire pay to rescue them.
Where have you been?
I got lost in those fackin New Hampshire mountains, i am such a moron.
Hampshire - meaning
Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!
It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.
The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.
The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.
A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.
In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.
Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.
Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.
'Anyone fancy joining me in venturing to hook hampshire?'
'FUCK DAT SHIT, BRO'
Hampshire - definition
An experimental liberal arts college near Amherst, MA. Beloved and/or derided for having no grades, unorthodox classes, and a student body of hippies,eccentrics, and the occasional knife fetishist.
Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.
Hampshire - slang
a hick town in the middle of nowhere. people who live here frequently have raves in their barns and then pop a tent in their backseats when too drunk to drive. the whole drinkin in a small town thing is usually a fun time except that every other person is your cousin to some degree... whoa incest. brian james gross will eventually grow up to be the mayor and live in splendor in a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch on his own acre of land, cable television and air conditioning not included but maybe he can build his own pool.
why would we ever want to go to hampshire?
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Hampshires are one of the best pig breeds. They are headstrong and require work.
That hampshire won the show
Hampshire
A beefy teenager usually male hobbies include eating beef burgers and stealing alcohol
Look at that rhino its a right hampshire
Hampshire
- noun
1. Refer to definition of "Hampshire College"
- adjective
1. referring to something extremely eccentric, especially in a extremely liberal, or hippy way.
"That's so hampshire"
2. Referring to something very introspective.
1. "I decided to wear my rainbow tights with my leather sandals from Nepal."
"OMG, that's like soo hampshire."
2. Writing a paper on the deep personal meaning of an experience