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What is Portsmouth?
Location of the world's largest penis. Also full of niggers.
My family and I visited Portsmouth, and got V.I.P. tickets to the world's largest penis. I even got to jerk it off!
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Portsmouth - what is it?
Basically a hood, ghetto suburb of Norfolk. Most of the shopping is actually in Chesapeake. White trash, Black trash. Rednecks, hillbillies.
Borders the Deep Creek area of Chesapeake. Typical hood suburb hollowed out by large roads and highways left for dead after the neighborhoods were obliterated.
Whites live on one side of the expressway and Blacks live on the other side. Now has a casino that will become the focal point of the city as there's nothing else here. The shopping malls are in Chesapeake and Norfolk.
A lot of gentrification going on they don't have the projects here anymore but you can definitely find trouble if you want it. Actually more house and land for your money than you'll get in Norfolk and Virginia Beach.
Buying in Portsmouth I got priced out of Norfolk they don't want my kind there anymore.
What does "Portsmouth" mean?
A city located in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia. Has one of the highest crime rates in the 757. Basically has the look and feel of a downgraded Norfolk (another Hampton Roads city). Not the best place to be at night...or day.
Student: "I was thinking about looking for apartments in Portsmouth for next semester."
Parent: "Ok honey, well if you move there, just make sure to have plenty of food, water, and oh yeah an AK-47 with hollow tip rounds."
Portsmouth - what does it mean?
Paedophiles (Gary Glitter, case in point)
Orgasiming With Fish (IE: Skate)
Racists (No explaination needed
Thalidomide Victims (No one is born that fugly)
Skate (Look it up)
Mother Fuckers (In the most literal sense)
Obese (The south is sinking for a reason)
Ugly Twits
The Shitist Team
Homosexual (Far to homophobic, must be hiding something)
Harry Redknap loves Portsmouth
Portsmouth - meaning
A small townish city along the South coast of the UK. Major thingy, harbour or whatever you want to call it. Home of the Spinnaker Tower, which I would definitely recommend. Just a good place to be, good shops!! :):)
And one more thing, the best footie club in the world!!!!!! PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!! :)
Shall we got to Portsmouth to see the best ever footie team at Fratton Park?
Yeah, sure mate!
Portsmouth - definition
A Korean hoe named Port who had a Russian penis and a Japanese penis in its mouth. She spit out the Russian penis, and continued sucking the Japanese's because it had predominant powers.
"That hoe is such a Portsmouth!"
Portsmouth - slang
Man 1:Whats all the brown stuff in Portsmouth?
Man 2: Shite
Portsmouth
Where perfection meets paradise, the harbour town of Portsmouth is born. A collection of rolling hills, real gentlemen, and a burger van combine to create this magical location.
Thou hath visit thy Portsmouth, thus shalt surely remain mushty
Portsmouth
City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in Hampton and has taken root in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth city motto boasts,
"At least we dont live in Hampton."
Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.
Lucy: Where have you been, i haven't seen you in a week.
Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.
Lucy: Thats good, at least you dont live in Hampton.
Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.
Portsmouth
A town on the New Hampshire coast. Portsmouth has a large population of hippies and hipsters. There isn't a lot to do in the town, especially in the winter, so many adults go to one of the many local coffee shops or the Music Hall theatre. The kids usually either play sports, become alcoholics/potheads, or both. Most people in Portsmouth are rich or middle class, the exceptions populate the housing projects, such as Gosling Meadows. The high school consists of students from three different towns, Greenland, Rye, and Portsmouth. Nothing happens in Greenland, people from there do say nigger a lot though. Everyone from Rye is rich as fuck and believes that there a gangsta, when really there a spoiled white kid who has never been in a fight in there life. Most kids in the school are from Portsmouth and consist of skaters, jocks, lax bro's, stoners, and kids who no one knows. Everyone acts tough but the people who can actually do shit can be counted on one finger. In general, there are a lot of jocks, skaters, and stoners, and not much else. Also Liam Annis is hated by pretty much everyone in the school.
Steve: Wow, I'm so bored.
James: Wanna drink until we pass out?
Steve: Let's do it.
James: I love Portsmouth.